فارس حماس أجمـــــــل المواضـــــيـــع
عدد الرسائل : 333 العمر : 37 الــدولــة : 0 رتبة العضو : تاريخ التسجيل : 26/09/2007
| موضوع: Men Are Hard To Please السبت سبتمبر 29, 2007 8:50 pm | |
| Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:
If u [color=red]TREAT him nicely, he says u are[color:32c5=red:32c5] IN LOVE with him;
If u [color=red]Don't, he says u are [color:32c5=red:32c5]PROUD.
If u [color=red]DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to [color:32c5=red:32c5]LURE him;
If u [color=red]Don't, he says u are from [color:32c5=red:32c5]KAMPUNG.
If u [color=red]ARGUE with him, he says u are [color:32c5=red:32c5]STUBBORN;
If u keep [color=red]QUIET, he says u have no [color:32c5=red:32c5]BRAINS.
If u are [color=red]SMARTER than him, he'll lose [color:32c5=red:32c5]FACE;
If he's [color=red]Smarter than u, he is [color:32c5=red:32c5]GREAT.
If u [color=red]don't Love him, he tries to [color:32c5=red:32c5]POSSESS u;
If u[color=red] Love him, he will try to [color:32c5=red:32c5]LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u tell him your [color=red]PROBLEM, he says u are[color:32c5=red:32c5] TROUBLESOME;
If u [color=red]don't, he says that u don't[color:32c5=red:32c5] TRUST him.
If u [color=red]SCOLD him, u are like a [color:32c5=red:32c5]NANNY to him;
If he [color=red]SCOLDS u, it is because he [color:32c5=red:32c5]CARES for u.
If u[color=red] BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be [color:32c5=red:32c5]TRUSTED;
If he[color=red] BREAKS his, he is [color:32c5=red:32c5]FORCED to do so.
If u [color=red]do WELL in your exams, he says it's[color:32c5=red:32c5] LUCK;
If he [color=red]does WELL, it's [color:32c5=red:32c5]BRAINS.
If u [color=red]HURT him, u are [color:32c5=red:32c5]CRUEL;
If he [color=red]HURTS u, u are too [color:32c5=red:32c5]SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u [color=red]send this to guys, they will swear that it's[color:32c5=red:32c5] not true.......
but if u [color=red]don't, they say u are [color:32c5=red:32c5]selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE
ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...
hope you liked it
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سليم SPAMMER
عدد الرسائل : 1001 العمر : 38 البلد : الوسطى الــدولــة : 0 رتبة العضو : تاريخ التسجيل : 26/09/2007
| موضوع: رد: Men Are Hard To Please الثلاثاء أكتوبر 02, 2007 9:20 pm | |
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